On May 20, 2003, I had the opportunity to interview drummer Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz and guitarist Jim "Kimo" West of "Weird" Al Yankovic's amazing band for my theatre newsletter THE FRACTURED FEMUR. With their return tonight to the Cotillion Stage, in support of "Internet Leaks" I've decided to reprint the interview in its entirety. Don't worry, I'll finish my Texas Frightmare story soon enough! —Matt